Belarus

Belarus, making up the numbers as they do, have chosen Alena Lanskaya performing All of my Life. I can't help but feel that I've heard that chorus somewhere else??

Type as I listen…. wow. Hahaha. This is awful. It feels like a song from a low budget vampire musical in the 1980′s. It’s everything you expect from the wee Eurovision countries really and it’s everything that ticks the “epic fail” boxes.
Easy to write this one off I think. Dire with a capital SHIT. Her singing is hilarious though. I’m wheezing like an asthmatic giraffe here.

Then in reply to Gav saying he thinks it'll qualify:

It’s difficult to write anything off 100% I think Gavster due to how equally bad a lot of them are. I think I said the same thing last year too. Once I’ve listened to everything a number of times I’ll organise my thoughts more coherently.

Listening to this again as I type and it’s still terrible. Definitely feels like a song from a shitty musical written by students or something to me. Almost nothing in here standing out as having potential.

It may well be “out shitted” by others though giving it some kind of chance.

Im counting nothing out this year, just about anything can qualify. Maybe if one of the acts rapes Terry Wogan during Eurovision week I might put a line through them but even then it'll be touch and go - twitter loves that sort of shit.

whoops, forgot to post their 'new' song.

I think this one has an outside chance of making it – depending on what they do on stage. At the moment the outfits are terrible – like those big velcro outfits you wear when jumping against the velcro wall.
But if they aim for Turkey 2010 style stage show then this could squeak in – will need all the help it can get as the draw is very poor.

i'm not writing this off as qualifier despite despising it with a vengeance. possibly catchy enough to get a few votes, and as someone has already say it may depend on presentation. can belarus rely on some bloc voting - i can never figure it out? i know they always vote for russia, but does anyone vote for them?

They have decent support in their semi Rob. I have it as a qualifier.