Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Punter, Oct 7, 2011.
I hate to say it but, knowing you, I'm still waiting for a punchline to that
Ended up having a skin full but everybody retired quite early so I ended up in the local boozer until god knows what time.
I didn't realise so many people went out on a Monday, it was busier than a Friday night.
Have to make the most of it because I'm not going away this year because I said I'll get Moans a new car instead, well not new but newer than the one she already has.
Hers is fcuked, blowing lots of smoke out of the exhaust, I borrowed it last week to drive to work while mine was in for MOT, never been so embarrassed in my life, It was like one of the fcuking red arrows driving down the road.
It's our 30th wedding anniversary this year so I'll try and double whammy it as a present too lol.
A double whammy for me nowadays is managing to get both socks on in the morning.
The Barbie last weekend went alright mind, was supposed to be for 6 of us, but sods law kicked in and every cnut and his dog decided to visit on that particular day so it ended up with 17 of us fighting for sausages lol.
Oh! plus a mouse, since I started feeding the birds a mouse has moved into the garden, a cheeky bastard at that, it comes out in broad daylight and just tucks into what the birds have dropped, doesn't give a fcuk if anybody's about or not.
I have form for killing them but now moans is a Vegan she won't hear of it, even chasing a cat away with a brush who was stalking it, she may as well give the bastard a set of house keys because I know where it's going to end up.
Next week I'm in until Wednesday then off for a week and a bit, have to use whatever holidays we have left up before the end of the month rather than lose them.
I've told Moans I'll use that time looking for a car for her, I'll have to see how it unfolds.
There was a mouse that used to do the same at my old works, under the bird feeder any time of day. A cat had him before the summer was out.
My brother is over from Sweden. He's been here a week already and he's been out every night making the most of it. He pays £7.50 a pint in Sweden. He's been in his element paying £2.25 up 'spoons.
I'm out with him tomorrow night. I've already written Sunday off.
He's always harping on about how lovely the place is and how shit our food is etc etc, but the buggers been working here going on 20 yrs now and has no intention of going back, we've had some colourful conversations to say the least.
May as well give it a set of house keys
My son gets married today. Hope everything goes OK but there’s always a drama or two at every wedding so we’ll see.
Gonna be a long, long day on the piss tho so got to be on my best behaviour. I’m still getting bollockings for stuff I did and said on my own fucking wedding day so im not falling for that again
Hope your son's wedding goes ok ODM and everything goes to plan.
Not going away this year either as Mrs car is on way out. We bought a Ford Kuga yesterday and she picks it up on Monday.
I said just bung a holiday on the credit card and we can worry about having to pay for it later but she's having none of it.
All the best to them mate and have a great day
Funny how the body responds to a family 'do' and the like, go out on a normal afternoon and after 3 or 4 pints you can feel it.
If it's a family 'do' you can carry on for a fortnight and not feel a thing.
Alarm set for 830 in the morning but extra booze packed for emergency hair of the dog
Anybody got a 2 or 3 year old Clio for sale lol.
Suppose that's a plus point as she's narrowed it down to a Clio she wants but it's a minefield these days as there's so many to look at due to the tinternet and just as you find the one you want it's either a thousand bastard miles away, been involved in some sort of accident or Mohammed Anwar Iqbal is selling a top of the range model with less than 100 miles on the clock for a fiver.
It was a lot easier years ago when Fred from the pub always knew somebody that was selling a decent motor for a good price, it didn't matter what it looked like as long as it got you from A to B and that criteria still stands for me, but Moans ain't having none of that lol, It has to be a certain spec and certain colour ffs
After looking for weeks online and going to 4 garages/showrooms - she ended up with a red one.
I've just had the same thing with a white wardrobe mate
Though the grandson has just rang me to tell me he swallowed a ball bearing yesterday and he's now waiting for it to come out in his poo.
Well done Jacob, lad