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RC's Spanish bets 2011/2012

Discussion in 'The Glory Hole' started by rcgills, Sep 11, 2011.

  1. ONEDUNME

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    Or the Spanish Fireman who had two boys?
  2. rcgills

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    No, but I suspect you're about to tell them
  3. ONEDUNME

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  4. ONEDUNME

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    Oh go on then
  5. ONEDUNME

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    Spanish Fireman had two baby boys.

    He called them Jose...

    and Hose B
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  7. ONEDUNME

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    why won't that second bit move down - fucking stupd website
  8. ONEDUNME

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    I thank you
  9. ONEDUNME

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    The there was his mate who had two twin boys who he called Juan and Amal.

    When he offered to show a photo to his colleagues, one of them said,"but that'ss only a picture of one of them"

    The father says "I know but....."
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  11. ONEDUNME

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    "...if you've seen Juan,YOU'VE SEEN AMAL"

    BOOM FUCKIN BOOM - IT'S THE WAY I TELL EM
  12. rcgills

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    Get out of my thread :rant
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  14. slick

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    What do you call a spanish footballer with no legs?

    Grassy arse...............:leaving
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    :lol
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    Week 8 bets (http://betnod.com/threads/spain-betting-14-16-october.411/):

    Bet 48: Villarreal B v Girona over 2.5 goals @ 2.1 (Paddy Power) 3pts :) (2-2) +3.3pts
    Bet 49: Numancia v Almeria (-0.5) @ 2.85 (Bet365) 2pts :frown (1-0)
    Bet 50: Albacete over 1.5 goals away to Celta B @ 2.4 (Sporting Odds) 2pts :) (0-2) +2.8pts
    Bet 51: Almeria B v Sevilla B @ 3.75 (Paddy Power) 2pts :frown (1-1)
    Bet 52: Leganes v Getafe B (DNB) @ 2.7 (Sporting Odds) 3pts :ohwell (0-0) PUSH
  17. ONEDUNME

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    Stop fuckin rubbing it in. You know i missed it:frown
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    Just for anyone wondering what ODM's on about, when he posted that I'd only actually posted bet 48 in my previous post, I've since edited that post to update with the other bets.

    Week 8 total: +2.1pts

    W/L: 24/24 (4 pushes)
    Staked: 119 pts (exc. ante-post bets)
    Returned: 149.17 pts
    Profit/Loss: +30.17 pts
    Strike rate: 46.15%
    Yield: 25.35%
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    Week 9 bets (http://betnod.com/threads/spain-betting-22-23-october.450/)

    Bet 53: Lay Real Madrid at Malaga @ 1.43 (Betfair) liability 2pts :frown (0-4)
    Bet 54: Cordoba tb Deportivo La Coruña @ 3.15 (Betfair) 2pts :frown (0-2)
    Bet 55: Celta v Huesca @ 6.4 (Betfair) 2pts :frown (4-0)
    Bet 56: Alcala tb La Roda @ 2.625 (Bet365) 3pts :frown (0-0)
    Bet 57: Linense to score 2 or more away to Poli Ejido @ 2.15 (Sporting Odds) 3pts :frown (0-1)

    Not the best of weekends :unsure

    Week 9 total (pending any midweek bets) -12pts

    W/L: 24/29 (4 pushes)
    Staked: 131 pts (exc. ante-post bets)
    Returned: 149.17 pts
    Profit/Loss: +18.17 pts
    Strike rate: 42.11%
    Yield: 13.87%
  20. ONEDUNME

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    You useless bastard:cry

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