Rooney Red Card

Really?

Really? Fuck off Hart you twat.

I know keepers have to be a bit looney to do their job but the bloke needs certifying for that statement,

Wonder how much his dad had on it.....

"the most pathetic sending-off I've seen in my life."

He obviously hasn't seen Tim Sills' red card for Aldershot against Forest Green five or six years ago

Rooney banned for three games - and so he should be.

The FA have shown what a two faced spineless bunch of cunts they are by sticking up for the fat thug when they'll be punishing people this weekend for doing less

UEFA are as spineless as the FA. I reckon a deal has already been done between them and the FA whereby they clamp down with a harsh ban, the FA appeal and UEFA knock a match off. That way, England get to take Rooney without too much fuss - and UEFA need the best known players to be playing for their marketing purposes.

Nailed on.

The daftest thing is that Rooney is looking like he could go through his entire career wihout ever having a half-decent summer tournament, never mind setting the world alight. He's 26 this month (not sure when people are going to stop giving his age as an excuse for his stupidity. The only number that relates to that is his low IQ) . If he has fucked up his chances of starring next year he has three more left before he's the same age as Frank Lampard - and there are calls that he's over the hill.

I think he's working on the same principal that if you say things enough times then people will believe it. To be fair, it seems to work because I've heard pundits repeat it enough times. I prefer to use my eyes but not everyone shares that preference.

It's a similar story with Phil Jones suddenly being an international class (even world class!) defender. I'm not sure where people have suddenly got that from in the last six weeks or so. He seems to spend more time firing shots over the opposition's crossbar than he does actually defending. I'd like to see him tested a bit before I judge him to be even worthy of an England shirt, never mind world class. As I've said before, being part of a defence in a team that spends 75% of the time with the ball can hardly be the most taxing of jobs. I mean, look at Rio. He still managed it now and again in between tweets and he's just about past it bless him.

I know. I mean, what's the world coming to if you can't kick the fuck out of a fellow professional (while he's not looking), beat him to death and bury him in a shallow grave? It's not like the old days. Are they trying to make it a non contact sport