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Discussion in 'Betnod v Letsbet Interforum challenge the return.' started by kompressaur, Jan 28, 2012.

  1. kompressaur

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    Seeing as there where none i thought it would be only fair if i made up the rules as you know i like to take over.

    All enteries must be in by Monday the 31st of May without fail. Failure to do so will result in you being banned from the forum and made to post in Punters Lounge general chat with Paul Ross's crazy gang. You must go to forum meets and post how great it was with your online pals.

    Actually i was in the pub last night with my laptop. It had free wifi and i was downloading porn and poker vids. The pub was getting busy and some half cut young dude came up to me and said 'heh Bebo fan' and walked on. About half an hour later he came up and shook my hand and asked me how Bebo was going tonight. He obviously thought i was a sad cunt with no mates. oi oi. I had to tell him i was waiting for broadband in the house as i realised how sad i looked :(

    The prize pool, as offered by Betnod, will be £5000 to be shared between all Betnod members who's username begins with the letter K. This will be paid in cash via an envelope through your door.

    Yorkie, if playing, will need to cheat at some point or else commit some kind of act that gets folks shouting at him online and possible points deduction. If possible we could maybe give the Letsbet opponent a bye as we would then have more chance of picking up some points.in that tie.

    Gett1nlots and Mongoose will come back from the grave to rapturous applause only to fall out with everyne and take a strop never to be seen again.

    Keemanan will give it his all from now till kick off before just dissapearing off the face of the planet only to resurface in 6 months time explaining that he had to go to the shops and got caught up with real life.

    Kegman will show us all that it doesnt matter how good a team has been playing of late if he is on them they will lose.

    Onedunme will somehow appear abrassive to Letbet folks even though thats him being nice. A 7/1 winner to save the day for him after 'idiots' screw up his first few bets.

    Solid performances from RC, TC and Traeth. The backbone of the squad. Without their solid displays Team Betnod will fall apart. RC just makes it as he's been up all night doing real life things but he wont let down Team Betnod. Traeth will get his picks in early but they will be all snowed off.

    Beamer will be the match winner with a flurry of cracking bets after an unlucky start.

    Seen will be a cunt throughout but heh thats ok as he'll be posting double figure winners whilst leering at pictures of people grandchildren. Letsbet members wont get 'the joke' and the authorities will be advised and Betnod will be watched int he future.

    Slick will be as late as he can with his selections and just when its getting exciting he'll say that he has to 'pop out for a bit' only to turn up a day and a half later when something has went wrong somewhere and he becomes the voice of reason.

    Im sorry Pete i forget your betting tactics. Actually no i dont didnt you...nah that was someone else...i think..bah i dunno soz.

    Anyhow that wasnt the rules at all ....oooops i forgot Winrew and Swoops. (and Topdog and Ubique) soz chaps im off the cigs and the hash and my concentrations gone now. I need to go do something. Anyhow let the battle commence (says komp who looks like he's trying to take over again lol)
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  2. Wayne

    Wayne Active Member

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  3. winrew

    winrew GILF

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    Thats nasty Komp , but funny as f**k ..:D
  4. swooperman

    swooperman Resident nob

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    Rules will be up later, so for the benefit of any stupid idiots, ie our side, ignore this thread :unsure
  5. ThunderCelt

    ThunderCelt National League Punter

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    So what Komp wrote isn't the rules, then? :thinking . I was basing my strategy around his sage-like advice :hissyfit
  6. Kegman

    Kegman Moderator

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    Funny but also true ya sad shower of shite !!!!
  7. swooperman

    swooperman Resident nob

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    oi, get revising you :rant
  8. Kegman

    Kegman Moderator

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    When does it start ?
  9. swooperman

    swooperman Resident nob

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    Monday night, though you dont have to bet on anything that early in the week

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