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Discussion in 'Betting Offers' started by Punter, Oct 14, 2011.

  1. Punter

    Punter Moderator

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    Try going to free bets and entering MOBILE in the voucher code, then go on to deposit any amount (min £5). It might give you a free tenner.

    offer ends 31st October 2011

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  2. ONEDUNME

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    Try dangling your cock out of your front window whilst whistling the national anthem. You might get noshed off by Kelly Brook.
  3. Punter

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    No good then ODM :lol
  4. ONEDUNME

    ONEDUNME Administrator

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    No mate. She doesn't even live around here. :frown
  5. traeth

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    just tried it , she does not live round here either
  6. Punter

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    Sorry fellas, it was an offer they sent me through the post, i hadnt used them for a while and previous to that i think i might of been a good customer to them :hissyfit
  7. swooperman

    swooperman Resident nob

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    She wasn't that special :frown
  8. Punter

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    £10 free bet on Gerrard to score in 90mins @ 7/2

    I was just thinking, coming back from injury Utd wont be able to knock him about to much tomorrow without the ref giving something for it and also with Kuyt missing that pen at Goodison, the Captain returning should get his spot kicks back.
  9. Punter

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    :hatsoff
  10. beamer

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    Nice one punter.

    Shame about the score. We just sat back after the goal and showed no intent, until they equalised.
  11. Punter

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    Cheers beamer

    Yes, shame about the score, fair result though i thought.
    We wont be winning the league but we have 3 good fixtures coming up now before an away trip to Chelsea, Norwich H, West Brom A, Swansea H. Those games should see us get into the top 4, which i think is our main aim. I'd back us to win a cup too.

    Tell you what, i'll roll my £35 profit over onto the next Liverpool game.
  12. Punter

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    I'll tell you what, i aint had a bad weekend.

    It started with me getting paid on Friday and finding out i'd been paid for a weeks sick that i'd had off last month, i thought my wages were going to be £300 down, they wernt, they were only £30. Some fucker likes me i thought.
    On my wage slip it said Occupational Injury, i've never seen that on there before, i got SSP too which meant i was just down £30, big relief and well happy. Though what a kidney stone has to do with occupational injury, i have no idea.

    Finding that out and finishing at 2pm on earlies Friday, knowing i've got the long weekend and not starting till late on Monday, i was well set up on that, though i knew i couldn't relax totally because the 'biggest club game in world football' :lookaround was nearing.

    I peddled like fuck to get home, now knowing i can bet this month and can fill a few betting accounts up. First bookie i went to was Skybet because i'd remembered they'd sent me this free bet offer a week before. So, i deposited a twenty, i got the free bet and as mentioned i stuck it on Gerrard to score anytime @ 7/2, and my account has now got £65 notes in :)
    I thought it would be £55, i can only presume it was a free tenner and not a free bet they gave me?

    £65 in my Skybet account and Liverpool never lost, happy.

    I watch Match of the Day later that night and the FL Show, but i still wasn't tired and thought there was nothing to bet on other than Virtual Racing, i thought i'll have some of that for half hour, as you do :eek:

    I'm playing £5-£8 per race, picking 3 (in races paying the first four places) and was breaking even for a while before my account had slowly got down to £55, i thought i'd have a couple more bets then get out with £40 left at worst. I put my next bet on two outsiders at 28/1 & 16/1 in the next, the 28/1 wins and the 16/1 gets placed, i refresh my account and my balance says £124. Tidy.

    I wasn't finished though, i guessed that would be my luck there and that it was time to get out. I'd already got it into my head that the £24 was going to go on something else and i was only banking the £100. I decided to go to my old bastard friend, Rainbow Riches.

    I start playing a 20p stake, just one line and i ended up playing it for an hour. All i'm trying to do is keep the stake low, make it last and just hope for 3 pots of gold or 3 Leprechauns to get me on the path :) Wishing Wells were a target too. I was doing ok, then i dipped a bit before 5 Aces came in and took my account upto £135
    I then decided to start playing 5 lines at 20p, each spin a pound now, playing the £35 down till i have to bank the £100.

    I'm now down to £119 quid and 5 Wishing Wells drop in the frame! 'Pick Me', so i picked one, it said X 200, i thought nice, £40, but forgot that although still playing a 20p stake i was actually staking a pound and that's what it X it by! Two Hundred Sheets! And my account now reads £319. Bang Tidy.

    I played the £19 down on Deal or No Deal then stopped at £300. I banked £250 and left £50 in my Skybet account, well happy :)

    I was a bit of a cnut this morning though, i decided to leave early for work to get me hair cut on the way and left extra early so i could lose some of the money i won, in the local Laddies shop, this time i knew from the moment i got up that i was going to play on their Rainbow Riches. I was prepared to lose £30 but i had another £20 in my pocket too. I'd put a tenner and then a twenty in, was beginning to think you cnut Kop your gonna lose the whole fifty but with two spins left of the £30 i'd put in i dropped the Rainbow Riches symbols, you know the ones that come in blocks of three, all the different combinations totalled up to £120 :) I cashed in quickly and left £90 richer.

    That's it now, i've learnt the hard way in the past, i'm outta there, i'll leave it at least 12 months before gambling on FOBT's again. Back to small footie bets and laying horses for me now, but that was a good, long, lucky, profitable weekend.

    With the way things have gone this weekend i've decided that i'm definately going to roll that original £35 profit on Liverpool games as they come, i doubt many of them will be odds against but i'll try take it as far as i can in a match by match accumulator. You might see odds as short as 1.20 to not much higher than 2.50, but i will find a bet on them each game. £500 will be the target and bets will be posted in here.

    :beer
  13. Wayne

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    Blatant after-timing. Behave yourself Kop. :lol
  14. Seen

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    YOU SPAWNY CUNT!
  15. Punter

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    Next time i'm up all Saturday night, i'll post my virtual racing tips up Wayne :lol

    That did make me laugh Seen, thanks :lol
  16. slick

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    Nice one Punt, thank fcuk you never backed Villareal.
  17. Punter

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    Cheers Slick, i never fancied Villareal! I hear they gave you a good game though :)
  18. Wayne

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    That's all I ask Kop. :lol
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  19. Punter

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    Liverpool v Norwich

    Liverpool -1, £35 @ 4/5
  20. Wayne

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    Eh eh eh eh........You can pack in that 'liking' my post nonsense as well Kop.

    Let's not forget I'm a Manc and you're a Scouser. We're bred not to like each other, you're all thieving junkie inbreds and we're the Champions. Don't start talking to me as though you're my mate. :wink
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