SMS Jokes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by slick, Aug 8, 2011.

  1. slick

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    sms.png We may aswell start again as this one tickled me....

    A woman brings eight year old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight year old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age" "Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!"
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  2. Seen

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    SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS!

    Spurs sign black Italian striker Grabbatelli
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  3. slick

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    lol, I wonder if he's related to Liverpools Robatelli.
  4. Seen

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    I've been getting a fair bit of backlash about posting my racist jokes on the internet today. It's almost as if hundreds of niggers have just got new laptops, or something.
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  5. winrew

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    :D ..
  6. slick

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    :eek:
  7. Punter

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    :D
  8. Punter

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    A dwarf was thinking about looting a butchers....... but the steaks were too high
  9. slick

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    :laugh
  10. Kegman

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    He does well in the channels, has good ariel ability and is tuned in to his team mates.
  11. slick

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    Very good keggers:laugh
    you forgot to mention he has a tendency to switch off.
  12. Seen

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    Errr...he had an early chance but he SKY'd it.

    Umm...he was accused of messing with his phone during the half-time team-talk, he denied it but the manager could tell he text (TELETEXT).

    :dance

    (if you want any more, just say :D)
  13. slick

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    I think we'll call it a day now seen but thanks anyhow:cold
  14. Seen

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    His new girlfriend is called Anna Log :unsure
  15. slick

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    she smellls good too, she only wears channel :leaving
  16. ONEDUNME

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    What does she wear Channel four?
  17. Kegman

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    I'm fucking hopeless at looting !

    Anybody needs any Argos catalogues ?
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  18. Punter

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    During last nights riots, 2 irishmen broke into ladbrokes and lost £50 each.
  19. Punter

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    Bob the Builder walks up to a girl in a club and says to her "I've got an 8 inch dick and can shag all night" After a couple of drinks she takes him home with her. The next morning she says to him "You told me that you had an 8 inch dick and that you could shag all night. You've got a 5 inch dick and lasted only 3 minutes" Bob looks up at her and says " I'm a builder love, that was just an estimate!"
  20. slick

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    My boss said to me why do you come out in a rash every time i give you your wages? I said its because im allergic to peanuts you cunt !!!!
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