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SMS Jokes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by slick, Aug 8, 2011.

  1. ONEDUNME

    ONEDUNME Administrator

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    :lol
  2. winrew

    winrew GILF

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    Just ordered a Egg and a chicken from amazon, I'll let you know.
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  3. ONEDUNME

    ONEDUNME Administrator

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    Boom Boom
  4. slick

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    Must have repeated it 10 times to myself and:thinking
  5. slick

    slick Administrator

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    Don't bother, the pennys dropped.

    The 'a' before egg instead 'an' while reading it back was so annoying it was dulling my senses.
  6. slick

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    Had a dream last night about a Horse in Armour.
    It was Knightmare.
  7. slick

    slick Administrator

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    Hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?

    He wiped his arse.
  8. Colbro

    Colbro Well-Known Member

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    Will there be someone at Hugh Heffners' funeral say we can take comfort from the fact that he is now in a better place ?
  9. Punter

    Punter Moderator

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    Fair play, the fella seen more fanny's than the turnstiles at Old Trafford
  10. slick

    slick Administrator

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    Stop exaggerating Punt, he wasn't that good.
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  11. Kegman

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    What's got 14 windows that won't open ?
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    Keith Chegwins advent calendar :leaving
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  12. slick

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    lol, that's just reminded of this old classic..

    Just got home from work tonight and all the windows have been forced open and everything's gone:frown
    Next Year I'm going to hide the advent calendar from the dog.
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  13. Seen

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    Had to throw out the winner of our hotel Christmas chess competition from the lobby. I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
  14. slick

    slick Administrator

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    :unsure
  15. Punter

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    Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s kids.

    Saint West
    North West
    And now Chicago West!

    What's wrong with normal names such as Rose or Fred?
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  16. Punter

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    I used to date a lass that owned a taser.
    She was a stunner.
  17. slick

    slick Administrator

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    Shocking
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  18. Punter

    Punter Moderator

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    Told you i'd be back with the shit tips, shit music and shit jokes :dance
  19. slick

    slick Administrator

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    lol, it was actually me putting a joke on your joke:naughty

    It was quite good by your standards tell the truth:lol
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  20. Punter

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    Asked the Mrs what she wanted for Valentines. She said "Give you a clue. Ex England goalie"

    She's expecting Flowers. She's getting Seaman.
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