Discussion in 'General Chat' started by slick, Aug 8, 2011.
Has the 'Beast from the East' hit you southern softies yet Punt?
But yes, i've just boiled the kettle to fill my hot water bottle
The benefit of the snow is that I might get a few days off work as the country comes to a halt
So coming home I came out of work 15 mins earlier because it was blowing a blizzard and got home in 20 mins, every bugger must have been waiting for it to blow over.
Looks like more of the same tomorrow if not worse because it's been snowing all night and is now 4 or 5 inches deep.
I'd shit myself too If I thought there was a Giant knocking about in the snow with a couple of toes missing.
The next day, she's walking past the parrot outside the pet shop and again it shouts "Oiii!" to which the woman replies "What?" again. "You fucking big fat ugly bitch" replies the parrot and again the woman storms off.
On the third day, the woman is passing the pet shop again and once again the parrot shouts "Oiii!", the woman says "What?" and the parrot replies "You fucking big fat ugly bitch". This time, the woman has had quite enough and enters the pet shop, tells the owner what the parrot has been calling her and that if it does the same again the next day, she'll go the police. The pet shop owner reassures her that he'll sort it out.
The following day the woman is once again walking past the parrot when it shouts "Oiii!", the woman replies "What!!!?" and the parrot replies .... "You fucking KNOW what!"
Mike and Bernie.
Those two really did steal a living, the bloody dog had more talent.
I've never met anybody who liked them or found them funny.
"I must confess I was once a hooker"
"That's ok love, your past is your past but I must admit I find it quite erotic, tell me more about it"
She says "Well my name was Dave and I played for Wigan Warriors"
I think that's the third time it's been done in this thread Slick lol
Seen, that's a proper dad joke. Terrible lol
lol, thought I'd heard it b4