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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by slick, Aug 8, 2011.

  1. winrew

    winrew GILF

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    It’s sad news about the NME.
    I used to keep mine in a pile near my bed, just in front of my US sitcom DVDS. I’d keep my Friends close, and my NMEs closer.
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  2. rcgills

    rcgills Moderator

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    :lol
  3. Punter

    Punter Moderator

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    My wife has just left me due to my love of horse racing...

    She's at the gate, and she's off!
  4. Kegman

    Kegman Moderator

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    I don't know how to tell you this as it's very difficult for me to say but Ken Dodds dads dog's dead.
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  5. rcgills

    rcgills Moderator

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    A policeman's just knocked on my door, told me my dog's been chasing people on bikes.

    Told him it can't be my dog, he's not got a bike.
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  6. Seen

    Seen Moderator

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    Just found out my best mate took an overdose of indigestion tablets....I cannot believe Gav is gone :frown
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