Discussion in 'General Chat' started by slick, Aug 8, 2011.
I said 'Open your fucking legs and I'll show ya!'
She opened her legs, and I nutmegged her.
Duck replies.........Why? Are they looking for plasterers?
A doctor walks into a maternity ward and says to a mother “Do you want the good news or the bad news first?”
Mother. “I’ll have the bad news first.”
Doctor. “Your babies got ginger hair”
Mother. “Oh no, what’s the good news”
Doctor. “It’s dead.”
She went fucking bananas!
When questioned they said it's 'Ramadam'
That should stop the little fuckers leaving footprints all over the kitchen!
All their lives they struggled to put food on the table.