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SMS Jokes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by slick, Aug 8, 2011.

  1. slick

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    The wife said to me 'what do you love more? Having sex with me...or Football?'
    I said 'Open your fucking legs and I'll show ya!'
    She opened her legs, and I nutmegged her.
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  2. Punter

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    :lol
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    :lol
  4. slick

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    A duck goes into the job centre looking for work, Guy behind the desk thinks wow a talking duck. So he says have you tried the circus?

    Duck replies.........Why? Are they looking for plasterers?
  5. slick

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    Bit of a sick one this but it made me laff...........


    A doctor walks into a maternity ward and says to a mother “Do you want the good news or the bad news first?”
    Mother. “I’ll have the bad news first.”
    Doctor. “Your babies got ginger hair”
    Mother. “Oh no, what’s the good news”
    Doctor. “It’s dead.”
  6. slick

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    I told the missus to start masturbating with fruit.

    She went fucking bananas!
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  7. Punter

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    Working as a conductor on the ghost train was all tickety boo.
  8. slick

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    Lol, I see the Grand kids are rubbing off on you.
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