The Big Fat Accy Thread

Been a long time since I had one of these (honest guv) but they are rather fun (especially with a nice wee crate of Guinness).

I'd say 100/1 was suitably fat, yes? Behold... my picks of doom. Cardiff and West Ham appear to be quite random as I don't remember clicking those. No worries:

Draw or Villa
Stoke or Draw
Leicester
Cardiff
Southampton
West Ham
Middlesbrough
Celtic v Motherwell over 2.5 goals

Tenner on, potential winnings of £1040.17.... oooooh. I could afford that pet otter I always wanted.

It's a bit like wanking this, in that, you feel really dirty afterwards and you stare blankly at the mess for 20 minutes wondering why you bothered. Eh? What? Oh.

Go on.... it'll be fun. A quid? 50p maybe? Go on go on go on. You don't even have to put money on then. Just for fun. Go on. Be a devil! Ahahahaha.

CHELSEA @ 4/6
Match Betting - 90 Mins
Sunderland v Chelsea ENG Barclays Premier League
READING @ 8/11
Match Betting - 90 Mins
Reading v Watford ENG League Championship
BURY @ 13/10
Match Betting - 90 Mins
Bury v Rochdale ENG League One
CREWE ALEXANDRA @ 5/4
Match Betting - 90 Mins
Crewe Alexandra v Barnet ENG League Two
WREXHAM @ 1/1
Match Betting - 90 Mins
Barrow FC v Wrexham ENG Blue Square Premier
VAUXHALL MOTORS @ 7/4
Match Betting - 90 Mins
Vauxhall Motors v Nuneaton ENG Blue Square North
DRAW @ 2/1
Match Betting - 90 Mins
Gaz Metan Medias v Steaua Bucuresti ROM Liga 1
PAOK SALONIKA @ 7/5
Match Betting - 90 Mins
Ergotelis v PAOK Salonika GRE Super League
FC ETO GYOR @ 6/5
Match Betting - 90 Mins
Kaposvar v FC Eto Gyor HUN Hungary League
STURM GRAZ @ 8/5
Match Betting - 90 Mins
FC Trenkwalder Admira v Sturm Graz AST Bundesliga
BOTEV VRATSA @ 23/20
Match Betting - 90 Mins
Botev Vratsa v Montana 1921 BUL A League
BOHEMIANS 1905 @ 20/21
Match Betting - 90 Mins
Bohemians 1905 v FC Slovacko CZE Gambrinus Liga
LE POIRE-SUR-VIE @ 11/10
Match Betting - 90 Mins
Le Poire-sur-vie v Bayonne FRA National
SEATTLE SOUNDERS @ 1/1
Match Betting - 90 Mins
Seattle Sounders v Real Salt Lake USA MLS
EL TANQUE SISLEY @ 21/20
Match Betting - 90 Mins
El Tanque Sisley v Rentistas URU Primera Division
Multiple Type: 15 fold
Stake(s): 1.00
Possible Return: £ 121941.33

I wish

Well it's certainly fat, I'll give you that. Ehhm... good luck man.

Bah. Curse you and your Liverpool. I still think that's a horrid game for them (at least on paper). They have plenty of useful players to overcome such a mighty obstacle right enough but their 2nd half against Sunderland keeps sticking in my mind.

Good luck with your double treble though.

Everton vs Aston Villa
Sunderland v Chelsea
Wolves v Tottenham
Barnsley v Leicester
Bristol City v Brighton
Coventry v Derby
Bournemouth v Chesterfield
Charlton v Exeter
Sheffield Wednesday v MK Dons
Cheltenham v Macclesfield
Crewe v Barnet
Morecambe v Crawley
Plymouth v Port Vale
Rotherham v Dagenham & Redbridge

30p accy = £54k​

Easy money, Pete.

Aye Mickey, then I'm going to buy this place out and ban fun.

I didn't mean to click that emote but it'll do. Yeah, I hate fun too. Gets in the way of business.

First few minutes and Liverpool look too good for Stoke. Bah.

Glorious chance for Stoke there though. Crouch causing them a few problems as you'd expect.

I wish I had a thread to ramble about games I'm watching....

Wow. Southampton 1-1 already.... Middlesbrough a goal up.... West Ham a goal down. HOW DID THEY GET ON MY FAT BET!!!!?

Oooh they scored as I clicked reply - 1-1 now

Looking like a backs to the wall game for Stoke..... I think this is the first time I've ever seen them and they look... fucking terrible.

Oooooh and suddenly a pen to Stoke..... interesting... oh aye. Stone waller as they say. GOooooooooal Stook See-tay (as the commentator says)

Come on Villa ffs!! Hesky off early - must be injured.

Stoke lucky to still be 1-0 - keeper flaps at a cross, Liverpool player takes it down 3 yards out but crowded out. Be amazed if they keep a clean sheet here.

Southampton 2-1 up now.... go go go my lovely wee Saints.