Discussion in 'General Chat' started by winrew, Dec 23, 2011.
Chelsea v Liverpool and then the arrows
Komp , my sister got one of those HUDLs for Xmas , i was down setting it up for her , must say , its a bloody impressive piece of kit for the price ..
The rest of my life i want to live materialistic marry whores in Las Vegas 4hrs after i met her. who fucking cares what ethereal thoughts a man makes. Its all about doing.
Still love you al although i bet you dont believe me lol
I hadn't been arsed until i got the wage packet today. Only a few hrs overtime in there for beer tokens but a cracking xmas bonus off the company again. Sorted. I best get down pound stretcher and sort her present out before i drink it all.
That reminds me, you owe me £50 mate.
Neither. It's my fee for allowing you to be my Facebook friend.
Paypal or a bank transfer will do. Cheers
(dont tell anyone that i was begging for a week 1 Morrisons voucher on there the other day and i wont tell anyone that you were whinging about paying £4 for a not very nice lemon meringue pie)
It was a slice of lemon meringue pie, you make it sound like a whole one. £4 a slice, man
New Year better watch out
Please be careful on the roads. Lots of people are drinking excessively and letting their wives drive.
I've often said that no woman should be allowed behind the wheel unless she has a pissed up male passenger with her telling her exactly what she should be doing.
I'm sure my wife loves my sense of humor (she just doesn't like to admit it)
On call again so I'm washing the twiglets down with irn bru or bitter lemon. Hand the pager over on boxing day morning so I'm really looking forward to racing and footie (although fixtures are dug shite).
My youngest has just made a batch of cookies and the house is smelling amazing.