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The Decline of The Wank Bank

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by kompressaur, Feb 8, 2014.

  1. kompressaur

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    Who honestly has one these days? The only timei find i have one is when im staying at my mums and the internet doesnt reach upstairs.

    I think its a bad thing. Occasionally ive put th tablet or the phone down and tried to have one just from memory and by jove it feel great wanking over the memories of the saggy tited lady that signs me on.

    Does anyone have an active wank bank that they use reguarly? I feel 'closer' to virtual sex when i use it but i never do as my laptop and tablet are full of saggy titted women.

    Is this the end of the wank bank?
  2. Steve_uk

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    On a related matter I note the decline of men's fertility by a third in a 20 year period,whilst paradoxically brothels in Germany appear to be flourishing. In the mall one passes advertisements in Chinese apothecaries' windows for the latest herbal viagra and wonders as to their efficacy.To what can one attribute this apparent contradiction,coupled with bourgeois older men remaining in the workplace,whom I assume avail themselves of the latest medication,herbs and tinctures to prolong their longevity,when the ordinary worker has long since passed away.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26261221
  3. kompressaur

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    by rights Steve women should sell their hole for things like legs of lamb and errrr 2 chickens. Man's role is to provide and their role is to produce. Nothing more.
  4. kompressaur

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    Speaking of Wank Banks mine fair came out its cupboard the last few days. I bought a 'Magic Flight Box' (weed vapour) off Amazon so as i was living a totally cig free existnce. It took them 3 days to take the money so i spent it but i forgot to buy electricity :( There was me Monday lying in bed with about 60 'sleeeping' pills (Etizolam aongst others (im self medicating) with no electricity or 'really great things to sort on my wesbites'. etc etc

    Aye the wank bag came out a few times. Some i never evene knew i had!!! :shame (bloooody lady boys i hate them, i do)

    It was good to have a few reminicant wanks just for old times sake. Made me feel 'real' again.

    Got the leccy back on today by being a cunt by calling in a long forgotten debt.
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  5. kompressaur

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    ps Kop (Punter) i couldnt even use the Magic Fight Box as i lay here as battteries are requitered. Made the house cig and lighter free too. Suppose these things ae here to test us.
  6. Punter

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    What's that Komp? A vaporizer for the Ganj? Let me know how you get on with that, when you sort the batteries.
  7. kompressaur

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    Im still a bit of a beginnner at it Punter as there is quite a high earning curve but it gets me 'baked' everytime. Keep me cig free. Probably pay for itself in 3 months (bank charges too)

    Stealthy too. Good for a wee drag when your hanging about somwhere. Oderless too. Comes highly recommmnded alll round..

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  8. kompressaur

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    oh and you get at least 2x longer out your hash too. Vapes at 400F and it aint always burning so you waste none of your hash.
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    I was just reading that you can vape loads of differant herbs. Ive got a Twinnnings Lemon Ginger Tea Bag there (couldnt afford coffeeone morning). I'm gonna give it a go and il tell you how it goes.

    Vaping cigarette smoke would probably be the worst thing that you can vape.
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    Ill have to vape some crusty clingons from my arse wont i? I'll do a vid when i get some. Coffeee now theres an idea.
  11. Steve_uk

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    I notice in the African !Kung tribe the men are traditional hunter-gatherers but the childcare can on occasion be shared. There is very little domestic violence because people look after one another in close communities.
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