Discussion in 'General Chat' started by MickeyPaul, Sep 5, 2011.
The ignorant masses don't know the difference between the old and the new testament, mainly because they cant be arsed to find out.
Quite why folks spout about a subject that they know nothing about is beyond me , and I dont mean ODM and football tipping neither!
Was I saying that? Was I saying that Paul Daniels doesn't exist?
You're obviously not reading what I'm writing. Trying slowing down a little bit Keem and reading one word at a time. So some geyser called Jesus existed. How the fuck does that mean that the big beardy man made us all eh?
I confess that I haven't spent a great deal of my time looking into the details. Why would I? It's so obviously made up fairy tale bollocks that I may as well waste my time trying to find reason in the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang book. From what I understand this bloke called Jesus was written about decades after his death. I can pick up a Sunday paper and read a report on a football match that's totally at odds with what I've seen with my own eyes the day before. I can sit in a pub and hear someone recount an event that I watched myself and not be able to recognise what he's describing because it's utter bollocks. Are you telling me that I should believe some shit about an event that couldn't possibly have happened, written forty years after the event by - you're now telling me - some cunt who wasn't even there?
Save your preaching for the simple minded my friend and go with my blessing.
Or anything to do with football come to that.
If you look back through all our arguments on religion, you won't find a quote where I say that I'm an expert on the subject. Only that I find the whole concept of the bible and of God totally laughable.
I'm not even sure why that should offend you. Why don't you just turn the other cheek and jog on?
A book exists about a boy who threw some beans out of a window and grew a giant beanstalk. I'm vaguely aware of it and even though I've never read it, I know what the basic story is. If someone told me that reading it could change my entire life and my outlook on the existence of myself, the universe and everything, would I read it? No. You can call that ignorance if you like. In fact, no doubt you will do but I'm happy with my outlook as it is. There is no need for religion or any other superstition in my life. I don't need some big pretendy father figure to make me feel safe in this big bad world. What makes me laugh is the total hypocrisy of you religious types who all think they have the right idea and that all other religions have somehow got it wrong. You laugh at people worshipping wooden statues but are quite happy to light a few candles and talk to God direct.
If A god does exist, he's done a pretty fucking shabby job of making the world and everything in it so he must be a bit of a thick cunt. And quite what putting his "son" on earth has achieved, I'm not sure. Possibly the single most stupid thing ever done as far as I can see becasuse it's caused more problems than it could ever have solved.
You can find meaning in anything you like. Some retards even believe in reading tea leaves. That's just the nature of man I'm afraid. Trying to find sense and order where none really exists and trying to gain some degree of control over it whether it's by reading cards, tea leaves or asking the big beardy man to give them a break.
FUCK OFFF BASSTAAARDFACE!!!
That's your mum! Your bloody mum that is!
My mum is Winrew?
Maybe it's just the fanatics. Maybe the bible needs to be rewritten again. Swoop?
Really,is there anybody else you would spit at you heathen?
God bless you Mickey. Love it when you turn me on......
nope, extremists do though. WWI and WWII weren't about religion were they?