Discussion in 'General Chat' started by slick, Jun 24, 2017.
http://betnod.com/threads/wet-the-whistle.1987/page-4#post-77417 I am attempting to lose some weight by the end of November and am using this thread to shame me into overcoming my pathetic lack of willpower.
I won't be quoting any actual weights but I'm gonna weigh myself in the morning (I know exactly what weight I'll be anyway) and then keep a track on this thread.
Anyone is free to join in and do the same but I don't intend it to be a competition, just an incentive to take some action.
i also know that if i do what i intend to do this week (im not on any dramatic crash diet or anything) that i will be 2 pounds lighter next Monday morning.
I would join you but I like me food too much
We have some of those old post office parcel scales in work with a big clock like dial on the front, Me and Cleggy were weighing ourselves when Howson came along calling me a fat cnut.
After a bit of banter I got on the scales weighing 82kg, then he got on and with my foot on the back of the scales pressing down the dial went up to 120kg, looking flummoxed he climbed off and back on again and I did the same thing again.
"Fcuking muscle' he starts shouting lol, 'Fcucking muscle'.
Fcuk off!! me and Cleggy said it's fcuking blubber.
We did it one more time the week after and same again, so more ribbing went on.
The week after that we got on the scales again, this time I didn't do anything so the dial went to about 90kg (his real weight so the fat cnut still weighs more than me) and he didn't bat an eyelid, daft sod put it down to healthy eating
I've been on cake and chocolate as a replacement.
Well done Punt, 46 days takes some doing I should imagine, I'd be happy with 46hrs.
I dont miss the hangovers or wasted days and i've been getting up earlier.
Not sure how much longer i'll last but i'll definitely do 50 days.
My best chance looks like being the weekend after next so I'll try my best to aim for that.
Went for a few frames of snooker tonight, Riley's, Worcester, my first time in the place and my first time with a cue since January. I was shit. Long shots, balls were blurred.
What confirmed me needing glasses, i needed a piss, pretty sure the sign was gents but i ended up having one in the ladies. Wondered why there was no trough.
Bro in law got the fireworks sorted this week, the pair of us are big kids for them...
That big one on the bottom there.. High Impact, lasts for 4 minutes. 244 shots. BOOOOM!!!!....