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Would you have sex with a robot

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by slick, Sep 9, 2016.

  1. slick

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    I know half of you are going to say you've been doing it for the last 25yrs or so because you married one and Howsons gonna mention something along the lines of catching me with my flies down due to the course of my work but would you have sex with a robot, when apparently it could be better than the real thing (how they worked that one out I don't know:thinking ) then again I suppose who it's with.

    From the Independent...

    We will happily be having sex with robots soon, according to scientists.

    The "sexbots" could be better than humans in bed and we could be looking at human-robot marriages by the year 2050, experts have claimed. Popularity of the machines has been rising as their realism continues to improve and soon could replace human companionship altogether.

    Joel Snell, an expert in robots from Kirkwood College in Iowa, said the machines could be programmed to each individual person’s requirements.

    “Because they would be programmable, sexbots would meet each individual user’s needs,” Mr Snell told the Daily Star.

    “Robotic sex may become addictive. Sexbots would always be available and could never say no, so addictions would be easy to feed,” he said.

    According to an academic paper put forward by Ian Yeoman and Michelle Mars, by the year 2050, we should expect Amsterdam’s red light district to be all robots.

    In their paper, Robots, men and sex tourism, Mr Yeoman and Ms Mars said: “In 2050, Amsterdam’s red light district will all be about android prostitutes who are clean of sexual transmitted infections (STIs).

    “The city council will have direct control over android sex workers controlling prices, hours of operations and sexual services.”
    Humans have been warned to be careful when using the robots as it could lead to isolation.

    “One of the first impacts of something like sex robots would be to increase human isolation because once you try to tell people that they don't need other human beings any more, one of the consequences of that is more isolation,” Dr Kathleen Richardson, a senior research fellow in the ethics of robotics at De Montfort University, told Sky News.
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  2. Punter

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    I'd be a bit worried about her malfunctioning and ripping my cock off.
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  3. slick

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    I'm saying nothing...

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  4. Steve_uk

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    A shocking sign of the times as humanity becomes ever more compartmentalized amidst the fear of forming human relationships in the workplace, where a colleague would slit your throat for twopence, its counterbalance now evinced through a passive ersatz automaton. "No man is an island" claimed English poet John Donne four hundred years ago, but that was before the advent of Milton Friedman who made classical capitalism and its injustices respectable.

    Robots will never replace the human need for contact whatever form that may take as there is an inherent need for control in the sexual act itself which robots cannot fulfil, leading to the Head of the Home Affairs Select Committee soliciting prostitutes whilst demanding illicit drugs alongside, the threnody of the human condition where men in positions of power during the day become nocturnal nonentities, where licentiousness gives way to debauchery and ultimately trumps the instinct for self-preservation.
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  5. ONEDUNME

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    blah blah blah blah bollox blah blah blah

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  6. traeth

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    I read the title of this thread, my first thought was "YES" , my second thought was "stephen gb" won't post here .

    I was wrong and Milton Freeman gets a mention , how the fuck?
  7. Seen

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    Do I really need to answer this? :naughty:wank:p
  8. Steve_uk

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    If it reduced the sex trade maybe robots would be a good idea. I would be in favour of tolerant zones in parts of the country and not criminalizing men as has been done in Scandinavia, which if I recall only led to Anders Breivik's stepfather contracting some incurable venereal disease from a prostitute in Thailand.
  9. ONEDUNME

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    cunt
  10. rcgills

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    Anders Breivik too now, this is like Steve UK bingo, isn't it?
  11. Seen

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    :p
  12. ONEDUNME

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    I'm just waiting on the gay swimming to come up to call house
  13. Steve_uk

    Steve_uk Well-Known Member BANNED

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    Oh when is your gay swimming night ODM? I've heard about repressed husbands, the likes of Keith Vaz.
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  15. kompressaur

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    sex with robots sounds ideal to me as i hate the baggage that comes with sex. all the soap opera watching and pretending you actually give a fuck about anything they say or do. Thailand was mentioned and their 'little brown fucking machines' are good source code for these bots imo. Get them to speak english and not expect breakfast and wowa woo woo

    Ive been thinking of getting myself a sex toy lately although sadly as im a cheapskate bastard im probably getting mine from Fastech. Maybe better to make your own no? How would that work?......

    errr.....a pillow with a couple of socks stapled on with rice in the 'tits. for the fanny you could just add a sex device.

    Truth of the matter is to me anyway is.....sex aint that important to me anymore. yes ive been there seen it done it. 250 women before i was 21. a year or 2 in thailand was enough to put me off hookers for life. I suppose i need the affection that only a real live woman can bring. that said ive seen some great rubber arseholes that could do me till im dead. i could come back to this when im back on the weed as it makes me think harder than im prepared to now.
  16. slick

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    :lol
    You're definitely one of a kind Komp.
  17. AnothrSpacecat

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    sex robots will be expensive wont they? surely a combo of sex toy and VR headset is the future.
  18. slick

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    Good thinking Batman, never thought of that.
    In fact Spacecat I think you've stumbled upon something there because you could spice that combo up a bit, with VR you could nob whoever you wanted, you could sell packs of panini like famous VR nob data, people would have collections and swappables to trade.
    Imaging rights for celebrities would double over night.

    I said that jokingly but it's going to happen ain't it the more I think about it:lol

    It'd be an eye opener on Dragons Den for sure.
  19. AnothrSpacecat

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    Sure I'll go with that, I was the first one to come up with the idea of VR porn :leaving

    From what I can tell, it seems to be the primary reason for VR, with games being second place. All of the most advvanced 360 degree video has been porn for ages and even the most popular VR headset that people are developing for has a dick shaped hole in the controller, all the games in VR are just tech demos as nobody has figured out how to handle player movement well yet porn is pretty advanced.

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