thanks for your reply...actually I don't have any idea how to start this betting thing..please help..
If you are in the UK:
1) Aquire £40 in coins of various denominations
2)Locate a betting shop
3)Enter shop when it is busy and ask one of the overweight men in it to fetch you a betting slip.They will be happy to do this.
4) At the top of the slip,write accumulators.
5) Below this,as illegibly and tiny as possible, write
man city,man utd e/w prem
bolton,cardiff,wolves,leeds e/w champs
sheff utd,mk dons,swindon e/w lge 1
rotrham,fleetwood,chesterfield e/w lge 2
dundee utd w scot prem wthout celtic
luton,mansfield,wrexham e/w conf
PSG e/w French lge
Barcelona/Real Madrid e/w champs lge
= 864 bets @ 4p = £34.56 *
6) This next bit is crucial-try to time your visit to the counter so that you arrive just as there is only one cashier working and 5 minutes before the next horserace thereby ensuring the cashier will be too busy phoning your bet to head office to take any bets.Hand over the £40 in loose change.No need to count it yourself.
You will find that you will be most popular with the nice men who will understand that you have saved them much-needed money.
7) Await your receipt which will have had the prices added.
8) On reaching the shop door,shout "Cheerio Plebs" and go to nearest public house.
9) With your remaining money purchase a bottle of Pear Stella Cidre with a glass and ice and tell barmaid to keep the change.
10) Find seat and drink your cider knowing that you are now a bona fide gambler and,thus,a man.
I hope this has been of help brandsoccer?
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