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This is hilarious

We've all had daft betting ideas in the past i'm sure.

I remember thinking i'd invented the martingale system back in 1998. Imagine my disappointment when

A: I hadnt

and

B: It fails anyway.
 
Not as good as my fail-proof system. Simply stake £50 on your winners and 50p on your losers :thumb

Don’t have an opinion yourself. The odds that the bookie gives you reflects the likelihood of that result happening, so, almost always, just go for the shortest odds which is the most likely outcome possible.

:roll:roll:roll
 
It's like something out of the old Viz comic. This is the bit that got me ...

in the very unlikely event that that something goes wrong with the system. You then place a second bet with the entire original stake plus the amount that you won on your previous bet (minus the 5%) on the next match or horse race.
 
lol, the cnut's nicked my system.
 
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