Dick Advocaat has fucked me over twice this year. He seems like a nice bloke and I have nothing against him personally but at the same time I FUCKING HATE THE CUNT
When he first took the Sunderland job near the end of last season I layed him on Betfair as low as 1.1, this was before people realised that the Betfair rules meant he had to complete 10 games in charge - there were only 9 games left of the season so this meant that he had to be in charge at the start of this season for him to be confirmed as the next permanent manager. This looked highly unlikely for several reasons, not least that he made it abundantly clear on many occasions that he had no intentions whatsoever of abandoning his retirement plans and staying for any longer than the short term contract he had signed. Also, if Sunderland went down (which looked likely) there's no way in the world he would manage in the Championship.
Add to that the fact that his wife didn't want him to take the job, that he clearly didn't need the money, and that it would be a ridiculous signing anyway as at his age he wouldn't be able to commit long term, which is clearly the type of manager Sunderland needs. Also, he has no experience whatsoever of managing a team in a relegation fight - everywhere he's been he's had a ready-made team of winners or National teams so again, totally the wrong type of manager needed to try and get shit footballers playing a bit better to achieve mid-table mediocrity.
Anyway, he quickly drifted after people began to realise all of these and soon he was odds against (3/1 I think), and his odds stayed there until Sunderland survived the drop (very fortuitously) and then he started saying that he had fallen in love with club and that he might change his mind. I still didn't think he'd be stupid enough to take it (why potentially ruin going out on a high?) and I stood my ground as I had a cracking book as long as he turned the job down. A loss of £280 if he took it, a profit of between £100 and £800 if he didn't (most of the other fancied candidates were +£300 or more, all the unlikely outsiders were +£100).
I went on holiday to Turkey at the end of the season and was waiting in the airport for him to make his decision so I could green up, the daft old cunt waited until the next day to say he wasn't taking the job. I couldn't use Betfair in Turkey so had to leave it, even though Advocaat was now trading at 500 on Betfair. Got back home at around 5am but didn't feel the desperate need to get my quid on as let's face it, no-one expected him to do a u-turn. Got some sleep then went on the Betfair to stick a quid on him at several hundred to one only to see the old cunt trading at evens
Obviously word was out that he had changed his mind and I had to sit and watch his odds tumble down to 1.01
So because of my holiday I missed out on £500 for a quid not once but twice, I needed him to turn the job down a day earlier or change his mind a few hours later.
Then this week I layed him as short as 1.1 for next manager to go, only lost £30 but had he just waited a few hours until Rodgers had been sacked then I'd have recouped a chunk of my previous losses (£200ish).
FUCKING OLD CUNT