Eurovision Song Contest 12th - 16th May 2026

[Jezza]

Just got all the odds blocked out on oddschecker with a massive screen covering banner that says I have hit my limit of daily views and must subscribe to be able to see the comparison grid. Fcuk off you fcking cnuts . Enjoy my VPN in incognito mode.

 

[Jezza]

Put a small bet on a Romania win to go with the top 5 earlier. Based entirely on vibes, I liked her semi final performance and socials seem to be popping off. Follow for more stunning analysis. Not backing any of the favourites to win so pretty open to getting completely wrecked.

So far I have

GREECE win avg odds 6.55. - Looking like I got smoked on this but who knows. It was a legitimate value bet when I placed it. Double sized bet
UKRAINE EW win @ 51.0 - Never know, was only a small bet
ROMANIA win @ 18.0 - Small bet, its moved a notch in on betfair now so happy enough with it.
MOLDOVA win @ 140.0 - Tiny bet just for lols.
ALBANIA top 10 @ 4.33 - Great bet, its now 2.8 on betfair. Might not win but good value.
NORWAY top 10 @ 12.07 avg - Didn't lay off any. Top tipping from Beanie, its shorter on Betfair now and I will just let it ride.
MOLDOVA top 10 @ 1.97 - Satoshi always increases ones purchasing power.
ITALY top 5 @ 3.64 avg - Love this song. This one has moved against us as I type but no regrets. Double sized bet.
ISRAEL top 5 @ 1.73 - I smoked the betfair price here as its now 1.53. Taken purely for value bet purposes
ROMANIA top 5 @ 2.30 - Beat the betfair price again, looking ok and think she has a good performance and popularity.
AUSTRALIA to win the Jury vote @ 2.88 - Beat the betfair price again, pure value pick. Some bookmakers offer dumb odds.
ISRAEL to win the Tele vote @ 2.20 - As above. Cost me my parimatch/talksportbet accounts. Trading much shorter now.

Thanks to @Beanie for pointing out a lot of these bets. The one thing that is missing from this portfolio is our trademark LAST PLACE bet. I have poured over that market all day and just found nothing. I really cba backing the UK although it looks like the suits want to bury us. Have you got any ideas Beanie?

 

[Beanie]

Some good looking bets there Jez - I think your Aus jury / Israel tele should both come in. Delta getting the rave reviews tonight.

By all accounts the Norwegian fella is ill, and slightly butchered the jury show tonight. Shame, and with lack of impact on socials i think that one is done and im taking the profit (will leave a small portion running.)

I have the same Greece bet - looks like its cooked but who knows - the more youthful juries might just surprise the betting market.

Have an eye on a few longer odds bets in various markets, but want to see the audience poll shortly so will share a bit more of a write up tomorrow.