ONEDUNME
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....but enough about that, it's time to put it away and pick some horses.
Anyone who's seen my recent posts will know that I'm picking winners more often than Komp picks his arse and the absence of our regular forum has meant that you poorsuckers chaps have missed out on the latest ones.
My horses have been running faster than Usain Bolt with the shits and I see no obvious reason for this winning streak to continue so you're welcome to hop aboard but please be warned that past success is no guarantee of future success, shares can go down as well as up and your house is at risk if you decide to lump on my selections only to find that God has decided that I've had more luck than the average sinner should actually be entitled to.
In other words, don't come whining to me if the missis kicks you out for losing the mortgage money because you'll get my standard response which is "Admit it, you were a tosser before you found me. The missis was thinking about kicking you out anyway - she was just waiting for an excuse (and, by the way, did you know that she's banging some bloke she met at the gym?).
Anyway, eyes down,look in, tune in, drop out and get down on it as you now enter.............The Twilight Zone.................
Anyone who's seen my recent posts will know that I'm picking winners more often than Komp picks his arse and the absence of our regular forum has meant that you poor
My horses have been running faster than Usain Bolt with the shits and I see no obvious reason for this winning streak to continue so you're welcome to hop aboard but please be warned that past success is no guarantee of future success, shares can go down as well as up and your house is at risk if you decide to lump on my selections only to find that God has decided that I've had more luck than the average sinner should actually be entitled to.
In other words, don't come whining to me if the missis kicks you out for losing the mortgage money because you'll get my standard response which is "Admit it, you were a tosser before you found me. The missis was thinking about kicking you out anyway - she was just waiting for an excuse (and, by the way, did you know that she's banging some bloke she met at the gym?).
Anyway, eyes down,look in, tune in, drop out and get down on it as you now enter.............The Twilight Zone.................