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I believed you until the bit about all the taste but half the calories :lookaround
 
I believed you until the bit about all the taste but half the calories :lookaround
Colbro,a question for you,Sir,but first an important message,

Thats the blurb on the packet rcgills.Though,I must say,I swear by the stuff and thoroughly reccomend it.


I have to admit that my last post was a complete last second re-write.

When I came in last night,I was absolutely livid that you would actually think for one moment that I care one iota whether you believe a single thing I say,Colbro.

For the first time ever on here,I lost my temper and called someone an ***** ******* ****

But,then,just as I was gonna post it,it occurred to me that you must have been winding me up.


If so,congrats,you achieved what Wayne never came close to doing.

But,now,I am curious-were you winding me up or do you actually believe that I give a shit whether anyone on here believes me?

I hope its the latter because I am extremely intrigued to know why you think I would care:thinking ?

Give me one logical reason why it would matter to me-I ask because I cant think of any.

NOW,I suspect that you wont give me any reason -fine.In that eventuality,I will conclude that I was right and it was a wind-up

The only reason that I would care is if a winning thread would cause a losing /addictve gambler to start doing antepost bets.

But,it would have taken,at the very least,a big profit to achieve that and that was not possible once I abandoned it.

One of the reasons I came back to this thread is because a friend of mine pointed out to me that the reason people were so angry when I abandoned it is because I had denied them the chance to see me lose!

I hadnt actually realised that at the time:duh
 
Firstly the coffee reference was because I know how sensitive you are and also because you admitted once needing to have drunk alcohol before reading some posts on a debate about singles v accas.

Secondly the toys out the pram reference was because I was hoping you would not reply (and do something more constructive with your time)

Thirdly it's blindingly obvious to all that you do care what we think about you. I have no idea why. You just do.

Fourthly - if you are not embarrassed by this thread then I am embarrassed for you. The best thing you can do is forget this thread happened then come back in July and start again. That is if you want to. And if you do I will genuinely want you to win. Most of us will.
 
Oh For Fucks Sake,lol:lol

I should have gone with my first instinct.:frown

You make too many assumptions ,Colbro.
 
When I refer to not caring what you or anyone else believe I am talking ONLY about whether or not I have made a living doing antepost accumulators for the last 7 years.

As for being sensitive at the time of that alcohol comment

.Well,you know,my mother had not long been dead,I was so ill that I was struggling to look after myself and often spent the whole day in bed, and I was having an unbelievably bad time with solicitors.

The last thing I needed at that time was the level of criticsm I was recieving when all I was trying to do was help people.

But I am talking about NOW,Colbro.

Its obvious to me that you will,like so many people,believe whatever you want to believe.

So I wont try to change your mind.I will simply give you a couple of salient facts.

Solicitors are now out of my life.You have no idea how happy that makes me.:dance

I am now getting the best/most expensive treatment for my illness and it has utterly changed my life.:cool:

And I, of course,know the final result of the bets I placed last season.:beer


NOW,this really is very,very simple-all those 3 things mean that I most certainly no longer give a fuck.

But,hey,as I said,you carry on believing whatever you want.

No probs:thumb
 
Tbh i think hotspur might be a smart man indeed i get lost in all these arguements and some words are to big for me to understand, i think Hotspur should start a new thread at the beginning of the season and show you all wrong................. Im on team hotspur
 
Well,I may well be off to the offie to have a bottle of Stella Pear cider before working out whether theres any irony in that post:unsure:)

If there was no irony then Im not sure I could handle the pressure yorkie:lol
 
I'm glad all the important stuff has been sorted out in your life.:thumb

And please do start a new thread and shove the rest of my words back down my throat.
It would be very interesting to see your thought processes and methodology
 
Thank you Colbro.

The problem with starting a new thread if this one loses is that the very fact that I start a new thread would imply that what Ive just said is false.

I mean I cant say I dont care whether you believe me on the one hand and then start a new thread to "shove the rest of your words back down your throat" as you put it.
 
Your using to big words again for me Hotspur i dont even knwo the meaning of irony so i can not answer that bit, So what do you need to happen to end up in profit on here?
 
lol.And I was going to add that another problem with starting another thread would be the reasonably high chance that Wayne would reappear ...and here he is.

I wondered if yorkies comment would do the trick:)

Good job Ive been to the offie:eek:
 
Well,yorkie.
My main problem is that I dont have enough of my bank to hedge my 2 best positions,Warwickshiire and Portugal.......
 
So,assuming that Portugal dont win,I need Warwickshire and either Spain or Germany to do the business.
That would still leave me short but Id have a good chance of making it up on the remainder of the formula 1 season and maybe golf money lists......
 
However,my main decision is what to do if Spain or Germany win.

Do I bet those points all on Notts which would give me a bank of 1300 whether Warwicks or Notts win...and then I would punt it on Hamilton at 4/7 for the formula 1 say.
Or do I save it and hope Warwicks win.........

its a tricky one...but heres the thing.

If I had the same problem personally ie not enough of a bank left,I would simply ........increase my bank:eek: !

Yep,in real life,this wouldnt be a problem at all.Unless of course my bank was equal to all my assets.

okie dokie,well,I have to wait to see what Wayne has to say.Hes got about 600 posts to choose from:eek::eek:eek:
 
And,um,if Hampshire win ccd2 then Im fucked no matter what Warwicks do:eek:
 
But,then,just as I was gonna post it,it occurred to me that you must have been winding me up.

If so,congrats,you achieved what Wayne never came close to doing.

Apart from that was never my intention.

What was my intention was to prove that you were talking utter shit when you were trying to insinuate and preach to everyone that you were some kind of betting guru or for you to prove otherwise. The floor was yours and when I pop back to the site some time later, all you've done is prove me right (and others - I wasn't the only one). If anything, you've actually embarrassed yourself far more than I thought you would.

This thread is a disgrace and shows you haven't got a clue what you're doing and behind all the blag, there is actually a whiff of Martingale about your betting. Constant references to your betting bank size illustrate that. And constant references to these not being 'your real bets'.........This is one of the most pathetic threads I've ever read.

I've no doubt you'll now post a load of twaddle in reply that makes no sense, throws in a few smokescreens, ignores the pertinent points and tries to patronise everybody else on the forum - this thread is full of your posts like that. But trust me, by trying to make fools of everybody, you're actually making yourself look a joke. Unfortunately you're far too self-obsessed to see that and a dose of humility would do you the world of good.

So I'm going to disappear back into the wilderness again and leave you to it.

Good luck as I think you need it. And I'm referring to life, not just this thread.
 
lol.And I was going to add that another problem with starting another thread would be the reasonably high chance that Wayne would reappear ...and here he is.

Why do you think everything's about you you arrogant prick.
 
tbh yorkie,I think,realistically,its unlikely therell be another thread but I appreciate your support.
 
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