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The Manchester City thread

Fucking hell - some chill pills needed around here. :lol

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Good to see the Bitters and ABUs raw nerves are exposed though. :wink

Heh ODM, why don't you put 'Jones is shit' in your signature?
Will save you having to type it out every post. :lol
 
The weather's bad isn't it.
Yeh, it's because Jones is shit.

I see the FTSE plunged yesterday.
Yeh, It's because Jones is shit.

What did you get for Christmas?
Don't know, I was too busy watching every second that Jones stands on a football pitch. He's shit.

How are Derby doing?
No idea. I could tell you all about Man United though. Jones is shit.
 
:lol

He's not really shit. I just reacted to constantly being told how fucking great he is when I can clearly see for myself that he JUST FUCKING ISN'T.

Maybe he will be one day. It certainly won't be as a midfielder because he's fucking clueless and he can't tackle - a trait which makes his future as a class centreback someone doubtful but he may be able to learn.

I said the same about Michael Dawson when he was touted as a future England regular and even England captain and I was right. He's made a good living from the game and he's a decent player and Spurs fans swear by him. Has he achieved the heights of his hype? Has he fuck - and unless Jones stops believing the hype and learns how to tackle, he ain't gonna do it either. I don't want to see him giving away penalties (and own goals, 2 out of 2 starts at CB this season) for England either.

I know you don't give a fuck about that, but I do and the longer him and Dawson can be kept out of the England defence, the better I'll like it.
 
I know mate. You're all about balance and a reasoned argument. :lol

The Duncan Edwards comparisons are a fucking joke but that's the media for you. And you wouldn't believe how many 'new George Bests' I've seen at OT! Having said that, we did sign the new Paul Scholes the other day.

Anyway, back to Jones. To be fair, he does seem to be going through a little dip in form at the moment and has made one or two howlers. Perhaps Fergie shifting him all over the pitch is affecting him? Or maybe it's just the natural progression for a young kid to have dips in form? I don't know.

But what I do know is that having seen a lot of kids play for United, every now and again you get one that just looks right. It's probably more to do with his confidence and manner than what he can do with the ball to be honest. Not once has he gone into hiding when he's fucked up and that's what all the top players are made of. Fergie can coach the mistakes out of him but he can't coach the bottle into him. With respect, I couldn't give a flying fook what other clubs/England fans think of him, we think we've got a good'un here and that's why so many Reds speak so highly of him.

Now as for Anderson.................................
 
Slick15/11/11
If United are not careful they could ruin him before he has even got started, he's just a young lad who gives his best and since signing for United has tried to give 110% every game, lately the cracks are starting to show and you can see his confidence dwindling, if United aren't careful he'll be burnt out way before the end of the season.
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Wayne 16/11/11
Sorry but that's bollox Slick. Are you telling me Fergie doesn't know how to manage a 19 year old kid who has bags of potential and could potentially be in our team for the next 10-15 years.
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Wayne 11/01/12

To be fair, he does seem to be going through a little dip in form at the moment and has made one or two howlers. Perhaps Fergie shifting him all over the pitch is affecting him?
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Changed your mind Wayne?
 
Im not even gonna read up chaps im sorry. I want to use the internet as it is and just say I FUCKING HATE MAN CITY!!! (soz Slick)
 
oh and i love Man U for their Cup Winner Cup exploits back in 1990 when Mark Hughes scored a free kick to show that english teams where back in europe. Man city must have been in the 3rd division about then waiting for the fucking arabs to show up.
 
Dickheads..


Fair play to Nasri "Top of the league, top of the league" lol
 
"I hope they don't win the league no more, I literally ... hope they don't"

:lol
 
Not a scouse accent between them, I saw this on some news site yesterday and thought 'Pricks' a car full of lads coming the big 'I am' against one bloke not to mention how dangerous it was, but fair play to Nasri for taking the time to hear what they had to say then fcuking them off in the best way possible leaving them to start crying like little girls with the quote RC has mentioned..."I hope they don't win the league no more, I literally ... hope they don't" and "ooooh look he's speeding are you still filming".
Sad shower of soft cnuts.

and wtf is a Brummie doing trying to sound scouse with "wind the window down lad" he obviously doesn't realise how pathetic he sounds.
 
Ehhm nobody mentioning the accidental 'tap' on Parkers head from Balotelli, I came on tonight expecting the worst.
 
He shouldn't of been on the pitch Slick, i'm glad you got the result though :)

great vid lol
 
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